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McCain House Shopping?

John McCain has admitted that the others in the camp were braver than him - AND HE DOESN’T WANT RELEASED THE CONFESSIONS HE MADE

AT&T has the worst customer service

As a 20 year wireless customer, I have lived through Bellsouth mobility, cingular and now at&t. I am a business account customer and have 3 lines, and close to a $300 bill monthly
The service and the customer service deteriorates as the days wear on
Most recently, I ‘upgraded’ my phone to a new model [...]

Three Strikes (and 294 days) and You’re OUT!

Has there ever been a President booed as much as this at an Opening Game first pitch?
As the announcer stated: “well, many Presidents have done it, but none so well as this one!” (Perhaps he was referring to how “well” the Prez has shafted the American people!
an UNDERSTATEMENT?

Bush legacy: Raping and pillaging - like the Cossacks!

Is George Bush trying to do as much damage to the environment as possible before leaving office? He just opened 3 MILLION acres in Alaska to logging! Read article. His resume for destruction continues! According to Denny Bschor, the Alaksan forester who helped approve the scheme, “it will ensure a [...]

Boob jobs boost economy?? Now I have heard everything!

As things get more and more outrageous, I can only sit back and chuckle. I just heard a radio ad that would infuriate me if it wasn’t so laughable.
A plastic surgery center here in South Florida is running a ludicrous radio ad.
They are claiming to be boosting the health of the economy [...]

If you’re a Republican you’re supposed to believe:

1. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton
2. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s Daddy made war on him , a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a “we can’t find [...]

Shoplifting Seagulls

A seagull in Aberdeen, Scotland has been stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.
The seagull waits until the store owner isn’t looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.
Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.
The seagull’s shoplifting started early this month when he first [...]

It never ends like it does in the song!

I just read an article that sounded like the song “Pina Coladas” gone awry!
Escape (Pina Colada Song) Rupert Holmes

A couple met through Internet chat and fell in love online! When they finally decided to meet, they realized they were already husband and wife! Now they are getting divorced for CHEATING!
Here is the article: [...]